i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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