I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
