piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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