just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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