Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize