I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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