He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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