I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
