listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
someone owes me an orgasm
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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