Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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