Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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