i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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