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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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