Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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