The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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