I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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