i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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