we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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