oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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