yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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