Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me