so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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