It's just like the Real World with babies
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off