Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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