We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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