so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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