you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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