I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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