It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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