You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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