Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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