The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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