It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
