I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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