I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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