a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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