I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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