her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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