sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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