his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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