I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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