the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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