Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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