these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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