Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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