Kiss
Puke
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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