no, he came in my armpit
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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