Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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