Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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