You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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