I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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