fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How naked do you want me to be?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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