when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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