Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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