My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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