Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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