the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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