I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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