I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he fucked my hip out of place.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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