I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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