Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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