OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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